kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.
Nicki Minaj (via hotsenator)

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iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

slentando:

gisele bundchen shot by mario testino

slentando:

gisele bundchen shot by mario testino

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

6ee:

"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

You meet people for a reason. Either they’re a blessing or a lesson.
Frank Ocean (via primacdonaldsgirl)

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